11/9/2025

HOMEWORK MAYHEM

Disediakan oleh RAJA MALIK & PIHAK 4E1

KUALA LUMPUR – Students of Class 4E1 at a local secondary school are reportedly "catching strays" and "not feeling the vibe" this long holiday, as they face an "insane homework dump" from multiple subjects. The unexpected academic onslaught, described by some as "a total buzzkill," includes substantial assignments in PKEE, Bahasa Inggeris (BI), Additional Mathematics (ADDMATHS), Pendidikan Islam (PI), and Sejarah.

With the long holiday traditionally seen as a time for rest, recreation, and family bonding, many 4E1 students expressed dismay at the sheer volume of work assigned. "I was really looking forward to chilling with my squad and finally getting some sleep," commented a student who wished to remain anonymous, "but now it looks like my holiday is just going to be a study marathon for PKEE and ADDMATHS."

Another student, visibly stressed, added, "It's not just one or two subjects; it's practically all of them. BI presentation, PI projects, Sejarah work – it's a lot to juggle. It feels like the teachers forgot we're on holiday.

TUITION MENYEPAHKAN KELAS 4E1?

Disediakan oleh RAJA MALIK

KUALA LUMPUR, 11 September – Sesi pembelajaran di sebuah sekolah menengah terjejas pagi ini apabila pelajar dari kelas 4E1 mendapati keadaan kelas mereka dalam keadaan yang sangat kotor dan tidak terurus semasa prep malam. Kekecohan itu berpunca daripada tindakan penganjur kelas tuisyen luar yang menggunakan kelas tersebut tanpa mematuhi peraturan kebersihan.

Kelas 4E1 dipercayai telah digunakan oleh satu program tuisyen kendalian Persatuan Revolusi Pelajar dan Remaja Malaysia (ARPRM) pada prep petang. Walaupun fasiliti sekolah diberikan kepercayaan untuk digunakan, pihak ARPRM dilaporkan telah meninggalkan kelas dalam keadaan bersepah dan pintu kelas tidak ditutup.

Keadaan yang tidak terkawal ini membawa kepada insiden yang lebih menjijikkan apabila sekumpulan monyet liar memasuki kelas yang kosong itu dan menyepahkan bakul sampah, menyebabkan sisa-sisa makanan dan kertas berterabur di seluruh lantai.